Hoffed

What is Hoffed?

1.

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoffgenerally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

See hoffmail, the hoff

2.

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

See the hoff, david hasselhoff, hoffmail, cablegirl

3.

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

See wasted, drunk, plastered, pissed, fucked up, HannahBanana

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