Hoffetts Edit Meaning

1. A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo. If there's only one horse in the race, then it'..

1. The process of subsuming something, and getting off on it. Microsoft's osmositizitillation of smaller companies turns Bill Gates o..

1. an enema delivered with an extra large nozzle and oil, rather than water. "Man, I was so mad at him, I gave him a Texas Enema and ..