Hoffmail

What is Hoffmail?


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THe seemingly endless emails that many of us recieve daily featuring David Hasslehoff or something to do with his name. Very funny. Featured on the rove live show.

"hey emma, come and look at this hoffmail someone sent me"

See hoff, hotmail, email, david hasselhoff, mail


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