What is Hoffman?
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Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.
My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.
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2.
Penis, dick, boxer snake, schlong.
"So i just whipped out my hoffman in front of sally before."
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3.
The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip.
"Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."
"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman."
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4.
The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.
Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?
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