Hoffman Edit Meaning

1.

Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.

My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.

See incompetent, inept, charlatan

2.

Penis, dick, boxer snake, schlong.

"So i just whipped out my hoffman in front of sally before."

See dick, schlong, snake, boxers

3.

The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip.

"Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."

"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman."

See lips, lip

4.

The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.

Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?

Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?

See gas mask, gas chamber