Hoffman Estates

What is Hoffman Estates?

1.

The living shit-hole of Chicago suburbs. There is nothing to do in the north side of Hoffman Estates(north of I-90). Kids here find themselves spending time by the local shopping centers around Jewel. Usually the only things kids do here is smoke weed and drink to pass time, trying to find places to go. Kids come here to hang out with friends but when they come, nothing is ever happening. Except for the couple of kids smoking cigarettes in back of Jewel Osco.

Hoffman Estates sucks. "dude we need to find a ride to Palatine, Hoffman sucks." "I dont want to go to Hoffman, theres nothing to do there."

See town, sucks, nothing, palatine

2.

The place where the ever delicious William Beckett from The Academy Is... is from. It is a suburb of Chicago, IL

Hoffman Estates? No Way!! Have you ever met William Beckett? My God He's gorgeous!!!!!

See city, chicago, suburb, tai
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