What is Hoffnar?
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A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.
***In front of girls***
Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"
***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***
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