Hoffnar

What is Hoffnar?


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A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"

Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"

Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

See naysayer, negative nancy, peck, narnia, fat, bitch, crybaby, pussy, butthole, gay, homo, treasure chest


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