What is Hoffsexual?
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Any man who is not native to Germany and yet can stir teutonic passions with an arrogant self denial of their own inescapable naffness, which may take the form of (but not exclusively): an outrageously large curly head of hair, shirtless leather outfits, 80's style dad dancing, or general homoerotic behaviour. Non-Germanic types may suffer extremes of emotion when if the vicinity of a hoffsexual. See also
That twat is soooo hoffsexual, I don't know whether to laugh my spleen up or make him eat his own legs.
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