Hoffy

What is Hoffy?

1.

An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.

HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl

See someone

2.

I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.

HoFFY, may we ride your balls?!
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