Hofmann

What is Hofmann?


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A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.

Toucan Sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn't look like a canary compared to Hofmann.

See beak, huge nose, bitch


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