Hofstra University

What is Hofstra University?


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(a) A private university located in Hempstead, NY.It is located on Long Island and filled with DRAMA.

(b) It is very easy to get booty in Hofstra because girls are easy.

"I went to Hofstra and hooked up with a guy who lied about having a girlfriend. so much drama!"

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