Hoft

What is Hoft?

(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.

"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"

"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"

"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"

See boner, woody, hard on, stiffy, semi

Quotaholic

1. That jackass that thinks *they* are funny because they can memorize the most quotes from will farrell (or other similar style) movies. U..

Cum Hose

1. this is a definition to be used towards a very slutty girl. xtra says: damn that girl is fine as hell matt says: yeah shes a cum hose ..

Durouch

1. Awesome, insane gnarly. Durouch like a cheekybooj kangaroo. That kangaroo was so durouch at his fight. See awesome, cheeky, booj, gnar..

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