What is Hoft?
1.
(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.
"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"
"That bitches tits make my
cock hoft!"
"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her
ass , it makes mydick hoft!"
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