Hoft

What is Hoft?


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(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.

"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"

"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"

"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"

See boner, woody, hard on, stiffy, semi


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