Hofty

What is Hofty?

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"

"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

See erection, wood, schlong, boner

it's when a penis is semi hard, like half hard, half soft...HOFTY!

(1) "Man I've got a total hofty goin' "

(2) "After sex all i had was a hofty"

See sex, erection, hard, soft

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