Hog Slamming

What is Hog Slamming?

The act of searching a bar for the fattest, most un-lovable she-beast with intent to seduce.

Jimmy and Doug went to Buster's last night for some hog slamming and Doug bagged a 300 pounder!

See hog, fat chicks, slamming, porker, tubby

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