What is Hogblast?
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A lewd sex act in which one insets various pork products(ham, bacon, sausage, etc.) into their rectum. During sex, preferably on the verge of climax, one would then power-shit onto the other's chest creating a "blast" of feces and pork.
My boyfriend hogblasted me so hard last night. I can now only cum from a hogblast.
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