Hoggin'

What is Hoggin'?


1.

-a gentleman's sport-

The event of a guy going after a fat chick, on a bet, or just for sport.

**Drinks are almost always involved.

A man went to a bar with his friends, got drunk, saw a fat lady, and was bet by his friends to go hoggin'.

2.

Hoggin is when a group of people (men) put $20 in a pot on pay weekends ($10 on non pay weekends) and hold a contest for the person having sex with the biggest nastiest woman they can find. (No repeats). The one with the biggest piece of proof (bra or panties or video) wins. Hog judge stays sober and gets 25% of the pot. Hog judges are appointed by a short straw.

Tom and Jim put $20 each into the judgement box. They both get laid that night. Tom brings back proof of his 250lb date. Jim brings back proof of his 306 lb date. The appointed "hog judge" keeps $10 and rules in favor of Jim's cow. Jim takes home $30.

3.

a term used for fucking a fat chick

"You hit that? She's like 350!"

"Yeah, but sometimes you gotta go hoggin'"

See Benny

4.

-a gentleman's sport-

The event of a guy going after a fat chick, on a bet, or just for sport.

**Drinks are almost always involved.

A man went to a bar with his friends, got drunk, saw a fat lady, and was bet by his friends to go hoggin'.

5.

The process by which one seduces (intoxicates) an obscenely obese woman, then has ones way with her back fat. This is done by laying the woman, passed out, on her stomach and pulling her stomach and side fat around her sides to form a friendly receptical. Hoggin' can be done in conjunction with superman dat ho.

"Dude check out that beached whale in the corner!"

"wanna do some hoggin' tonight?"

See hoggin', superman dat ho, fat, nasty, hog, beached whale

6.

Cheating on a girl with an (ugly) whore.

He went hoggin' because he was desperate.

See Joey


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