What is Hoggle?
1.
The hoggle was a walk invented at Glastonbury Festival 2009 in the early
hours of Saturday morning.
Though it's exact origins are unknown it is thought to have been the
result of a moment of insanity around the hours of
5 /6 am. It could possibly have been invented under the influence.
The hoggle walk resembles the walk of the goose crossed with the
movements of a penguin. The person wishing to perform the move must hold
their arms down at their side and point their hands out like a penguin.
They then need to bend their knees to make themselves shorter and wobble
along muttering the words "hoggle, hoggle hoggle".
Sometimes the words "hoggle" will be turned into strange sounds that may
sound like the deflation of a squeaky dog toy.
No statement has been released as to what the official definition of the
hoggle is.
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2.
Any remarkably ugly small person. Or hobbit. I guess.
Random person #1 : "I saw Labyrinth today..there's a really ugly midget-thing in it called Hoggle.."
Random person #2 : "What? A hoggle? Whats a hoggle?"
Random person #1 : "No. Not 'a hoggle'. His name was Hoggle. The ugly midget hobbit thing. With plastic jewelery."
Random person #2 : "So..ugly small people are 'hoggles'?"
Random person #1 : "Uh..probably."
Random person #2 : "Ok..."
Random person #1 : "..."
Random person #2 : "..."
Random person #1 : "That's stupid, Hoggle is a person, you don't call short ugly hobbit people hoggles, just because they're short ugly hobbit people. Hoggle is a person. A really ugly small one. Who urinates in front of people.."
Random person #2 : "Yeah, this conversation about ugly small hobbit people is becoming deeper than expected."
Random person #1 : "Nnnyeah."
