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cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.
man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "..
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A woman who has had a bad relationship with a man due to her inability to comprehend the true qualities of a successful relationship wit..
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
See bruce, zeus, willis..