What is Hogwood?
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A strange creature from the hills of the English Midlands. Rarely sighted, it is an icon for many gay men as its legend entails extreme homosexuality.
"That thing over there looks really gay!"
"Yeah, could be the Hogwood."
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A very strange man who often falls in love with his best friends, regardless of their gender.
Has a tendency to get erect in random situations and has a preference for anal sex.
"That guys really creepy!"
"Yeah, he's a Hogwood"
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The loving sexual act of inserting 2 fingers up a girls ass and then smearing the residue under her nose and down the sides of her mouth..
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A large-party reservation at a popular restaurant made and later canceled at the last minute.
The wait-staff at Dorsia's are dicks..
