Ho-hum Edit Meaning

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

1. When a dude stretches his scrotum tightly to one testicle and displays it. He could put it right next to a sleeping person's face,..

1. fat bastard that enjoys looking at other fat men naked. Michael enjoys being a zauchin (Ex., Chris Bostany See Aaron..