What is Hoi?
1.
A word used in duplicate by Captain Beefheart at the start of the song "When Big Joan Sets Up" signalling that 5 minutes and 13 seconds of chaos remains.
Captain Beefheart: "Hoi hoi!"
2.
Hello, hi. a greeting.
"Hoi, what's up?"
3.
Pronounced H-wee
This is used as a greeting.
It is said the term comes from when Craig accidentally pressed "O" on msn whilst greeting a contact (Hi but pressed H,O,I)
The word was then used from that day on as it was cool.
This word has also been adapted by Dai to Hooooooooooooooooi
The longer you hold the pronunciation of it the greater you happiness is supposedly.
Col: Hoi!
Tan: Aight son?
or
Dai:Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooi!
Craig: Gosh you're happy today
See
4.
Word used as "Hi" or "Hey" in Filipino
(someones walking)
"Hoi!"
"huh? what me?"
"yes"
5.
1. A term used to show agreement.
2. A word used to show there is a problem present.
Person1: Man that sucks
Person2: Hoi
6.
Used as an expression of indignant rage.
Person 1: Have you soiled your pants in anger?
Person 2: HOI!
7.
An alternative word used in situations where you have been asked to repeat a long explanation you have previously stated.
John: "So, you see, Reginald, that the square of the left side of the isosceles triangle is always equal to the current length of a certain someones facial hair."
Reg: "What'd you say?"
John: "I said hoi."