Hoiven-glaven Edit Meaning

1. A penis with the shape of a medium sized childs arm, used for the annhilation and stretching and destruction of a virgins innocent tight..

1. 1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejacula..

1. the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it "I fladonkadonked your mother an..