Hoiven-glaven Edit Meaning

1. An act of shitting on a woman's chest and rubbing your ass in between her nose. Enzo gave Shelby a wonderful shose. See shit, nos..

1. The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain into the nasal cavity the..

1. any source of pleasure for a man that generally also irritates a woman, ie video games, cars, sports, etc. My husband gets way too much..