Hoiven-glaven Edit Meaning

1. An atheist who reads Wikipedia to much in an attempt to seem more interesting. Future Mother-in-law: "So what religion are you?&qu..

1. A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat. Mr. Dambaugh keeps a loaf of bread and jar of mayo next to his bed so..

1. the act of being a little bit retarded or stupid. dude jim is kitarded. this homework is kitarded. i think kristian is actually kitar..