Hold The Crabs

What is Hold The Crabs?

a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.

"Joe almost did me bareback, but then I exclaimed "Hold the Crabs, BRO!"

See bareback, condoms, crabs, sex, hookup

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