What is Hold This?
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when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".
"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"
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When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.
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