Hold Your Bacon

What is Hold Your Bacon?

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."

"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

See pussy, poon, skank, whore, dime, bacon

W&b

1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..

Gash Points

1. A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athletici..

Sandginer

1. Difficult and unpleasant. When someone has sand and shards of glass in their vajayjay. Did someone put sand in your vagina or are you j..

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