Hold Your Bacon

What is Hold Your Bacon?

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."

"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

See pussy, poon, skank, whore, dime, bacon

Bland Gland

1. the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland See powerful, potent..

J-14

1. A teen magazine, who realy doesen't care about the music of bands, but their looks. AND always reports about celebrity's lives..

Zoogmafoid

1. the language aliens from jupiter speak. The aliens from Jupiter are speaking zoogmafoid! See foreign, lazy, angry, weird, strange..

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