Hold Your Bacon

What is Hold Your Bacon?

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."

"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

See pussy, poon, skank, whore, dime, bacon

Unculinarily

1. Describes one who has not been trained in the art of cooking. "...once it entered this kitchen and was placed in the eager, comple..

Fruttocks

1. Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers. "Check out her fruttocks, geezo" S..

Shamwow'd

1. Someone/something has mopped the floor with you in an efficient manner. You've just been shamwow'd. See shamwowed, shamwow, ..

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