Hold Your Bacon

What is Hold Your Bacon?

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."

"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

See pussy, poon, skank, whore, dime, bacon

Flat Meat

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Yonder

1. 1.An unspecified distance 2. About that far 3. Only someone from the country knows exactly how far it is "from here to yonder"..

Coffeeshop Intellectualist

1. Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes. Also called ..

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