Hold Your Bacon

What is Hold Your Bacon?

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."

"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

See pussy, poon, skank, whore, dime, bacon

Nad Rash

1. When ones nad(s) become a bit red (usually through excessive itching/scratching) and commonly causes the sufferer to have to give them a..

Arrestecuted

1. To be arrested AND prosecuted simultaniously. Yeah dude, like I was driving down the road and BAM, this piggy pig pig pulled me over an..

Qir

1. An abbreviation meaning "Quit in rage." Wow, did you just see Fayt just now? QIR! See quit, rage, qir 2. Alternate spellin..

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