Hold Your Bacon

What is Hold Your Bacon?

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."

"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

See pussy, poon, skank, whore, dime, bacon

I Think I Heard Somthing

1. Somthing you say when you hear a noise out of the ordinary. When said you should usually sound like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy...

Eat Me Out

1. To lick pussy in a very deep and thorough manner. "Listen Johnny, If you don't finish your homework, I'm not going to le..

Ridiculist

1. A person who achieves a very high standard at being ridiculous. Jim Carrey is a ridiculist See ridiculous, ridic, idiot, my nigga..

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