Hold Your Bacon

What is Hold Your Bacon?

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."

"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

See pussy, poon, skank, whore, dime, bacon

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