Hold Your Mouth Edit Meaning

1. A virtual prophylactic to be provided to those internet users who make excessive use of 'emoticons'. Like a 'condom'..

1. What Borat says when he is making a Seinfeldesq joke. "Your Wife is very pretty ............... NAAT!" See not, joke, kazakh..

1. The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop. I can't answer the phone right now, ..