Holden Edit Meaning

1.

australian car company that are being cheap bastards by importing their parts from china, while in australia, hard working men and women lose their jobs because of these fuckwits. so much for them being a true blue aussie car company that we can trust, at the moment they deserve to fucking die.

man: bloody hell, i got sacked because of those fucking cheap ass holden shitheads importing their shit from china. they all deserve to FUCKING DIE!!!!

See australia, fucktards, cheap, communist, ghey

2.

Iconic australian motor vehical. Early models of Holden including HG, HK, HJ,& HQ are well sort after especialy in the four door sedan (GTS) or two door coupe (Monaro & GTS Monaro). The HQ - HZ holden panel van (Sandman) Had a cult following during the 70's that continues today. During the 80's Holden introduced the commodore as there main production vehical.

This is were the holden name went down hill. See commodore for examples.

Check out the holden Manaro/GTS/Pano thats nice as.

Hey look another crap V6 commodore with a "SS" bodykit.

See holden, monaro, sandman, gts, D'Ville

3.

An Australian car brand, now a subsidaray of GM motor corp. Renouned in Australia for their high power outputs and reliability. Holden produces a variety of cars, the most common of which is the Commodore, the most popular and best selling car in Australia for the past 20 years. Holden is also well known for its dominance over Ford in every type of competition, weather it be the sacred title of Bathurst or a backyard burnout competition.

Did you see my Commodore smoking up all those Fords the other day? We dominated those peices of crap like Holden dominates Ford at Bathurst.

See car, ford, v8, bathurst, commodore

4.

Aussie car company that was bought out by GM. Then they got fucked by having Daewoos in their line up. All of the cars are good looking, and perform good with the exception of the:

Holden Barina (Daewoo Kalos)

Holden Viva (Daewoo Lacetti)

Holden Epica (Daewoo Tosca)

1: "My Holden broke down"

2: "How the fuck does that happen?"

1: "I dont know. All I know is that my Holden Epica is at the shop right now."

2: "Oh. Youre driving a Daewoo. Thats why."

1: "Damn. I knew i shulve bought the Commodore."

2: "Dont worry about it. The same thing happened when I bought a Holden Viva."

See commodore, monaro, gto

5.

True aussie car brand, making cars for everyone from the bogan (old utes) to the revhead (monaro). commonly used for burnouts with their V8 power!

me: wow did you see that holden?

hot babe: yeah pretty sweet aye

me: yeah.

hot babe: wanna fuck?

me: yeah.

6.

a crapy car company that can not even make there own cars so they rebadge other european cars and put on their own badge on it and use other company engines in other company vehicles and call it there own

holden vl commodores are vauxhauls with nissan engines, vn commodores are vauxhaul with buick engines, old barinas are suzuki swifts

See holden, commodore, cars, australia, crap, europe, invisible man

7.

An Acronym for:

Heavy,Oil,Leaks,Dead,Engine,Noises which are a common occurences in the much anticepated and now somewhat maligned 5.7L V8 Generation 3 GM Motor that was imported from the U.S and of which approximately 2000 of had severe piston slap due to faulty workmanship and parts. However the problem was more compounded with unsuspecting owners when the Holden Motor Company decided to try and wash their hands of them problem by issuing Service Bulletins that stated they would only fix the said Holdens at fault which went thru more than 5litres of Oil in a 1000 km period. This made Holden owners jump camp in frustration and buy Cars from the rival Ford Motor Company

Person1:"Hey Bill look at that Cheap SS 1999 SS Commodore for sale at that Caryard!"

Person 2 " Mate I wouldn't touch that POS Holden as it is most likely got one of those dodgy Gen 3 motors in it!!"