What is Holding Hands With Sausage?
1.
Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
"That skinny
bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty
git !"
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2.
Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.
'See that
bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty
git !'
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