What is Holding Hands With Sausage?


1.

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."

"Dirty git!"

See masturbation, wanking, tossing off

2.

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'

'Dirty git!'

See masturbation, wanking, tossing, tossing off


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