Holding The Cards

What is Holding The Cards?

Being in a public restroom, needing to poop, but afraid you will make a very loud sound if you let go. You try to wait till everyone else leaves.

I tried holding the cards till my boss left

Fractal Fail

1. A fail at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of the fail reveals just as much fail as the entity of the whole..

Alabama Dry Cock

1. Swirling your cock in honey, break saltine cracker crumbs over your cock... then ram your dry baby bottom dick down a sluts cum hatch.....

Zabada

1. Takes the place of any number of nouns or verbs, especially when you can't think of anything better to say. Often replaces "I..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Holding The Cards Edit Meaning