Holding Your Sausage Hostage Edit Meaning

1.

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Taking matters into your own hands

Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

2.

Roughing up the witness.

A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

Washing the goose's neck.

3.

roughing up the suspect.

rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

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