Holdnesia

What is Holdnesia?

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noun

Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.

Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.

See perma hold, phone, amnesia, hold
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