What is Holdnesia?
1.
noun
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.
Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.
See
Random Words:
1.
A game played when there is nothing else to be doing in a school media center. The rules are as follows:
1. One player enters any rando..
1.
When a dude places his nutsack on his woman's forhead with his ass pointed towards her nose. Then he breaks wind while forcing his ..
