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A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.
Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.
See beat off, masturbate, jack ..
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Is a 23 year old male EMT/Paramedic/Security Guard/DJ/attempted to be a police officer/temporary fireman/former USMC/wanted to be in the..
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farting in a girls mouth while she's simultaneously tosses your salad and jerks you off.
Last night I gave this girl a Joyce Oven ..