Hole Stretcher

What is Hole Stretcher?


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A man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in sexual intercourse.

With a tool like that, Omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. In fact, he mounted Peggy last night and now she needs 16 stitches to stop the bleeding.

See tripod, mule, oyster shucker


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