Holiday Classic

What is Holiday Classic?


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The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.

Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"

Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"

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