Holiday Handshake

What is Holiday Handshake?


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when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.

tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?

dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake

tom: a what?

dario: dosen't matter

See lame, alone, wank, fun


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