What is Holiday Loser?
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One who, despite having an abundance of friends and family, finds himself inexplicably alone on major holidays (esp. at Christmas).
Damn, I should never have spent my last 500 dollars on that prostitute last week. Now I can't afford the airfare to go home for Christmas. I'm always such a holiday loser!
Random Words:
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to (masturbate)
"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"
See jerk off, spank the monkey, whack it, stroke it..