Holistic Housewife

What is Holistic Housewife?


1.

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"

anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"

See soccer mom, mother, hippie, organic, new age


49

Random Words:

1. It's like a queefbut from a mans pee hole. Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye. Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!..
1. A combination of both rutty and creepy, may be the lowest form of human known to man. Cannot be cured so the victims are forced to live ..
1. a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment b. in a state of inertia very common in Australia "Like a stunned mullet" &q..