What is Holistic Housewife?
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Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"
anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food
"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"
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When you pour soy sauce on a girl's vagina and eat it out
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the male version of a fashionista, some what of a metrosexual, alot of lables, alot of time spent in the hair studio, the "look&quo..
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like sixty nine but she blows you and you owe her one
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