What is Holistic Housewife?
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Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"
anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food
"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"
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