What is Holistic Housewife?
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Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"
anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food
"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"
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When having sex, just as the female reaches climax the man throws a plastic bag over her head and rides the simultaneous action of orgas..
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used to describe an orgasm of epic proportion, usually ending with screaming and a lot of sweat.
Sean gave me such a zollicoffer last n..
