Holitarian

What is Holitarian?


1.

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.

They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

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2.

Someone who isn't religious, but takes all the religious Holidays off.

I take Channukah and Christmas off 'cause I'm Holitarian, baby. NNNNGGGH. Did you hear that noise? That's the sound of TIME OFF. NNNNGGGH! YEAH IT SOUNDS SO SWEET.

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