What is Holland Patent?
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A town in upstate New York that surrounding towns (
"That guy is driving his tractor to Stewart's to fill it up with gas!"
"Yeah, well, we're in Holland Patent."
note: this has actually happened.
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A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long
-Hey where do you live?
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot
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an amazing prank in which an un-named friend blindfolds an erin, lathers her in ketchup, and makes her sit with him/her in a jaccuzzi wi..