Holland Patent

What is Holland Patent?


1.

A town in upstate New York that surrounding towns ( Utica, New Hartford, Whitesboro, etc.) think is a hick town. In retaliation, we have parties where there is too much drinking to prove we're just as cool as you city folk.

"That guy is driving his tractor to Stewart's to fill it up with gas!"

"Yeah, well, we're in Holland Patent."

note: this has actually happened.

See hick town, country, drinking, parties, nowhere

2.

A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long

-Hey where do you live?

-I live in Holland Patent

-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen

-rot in hell faggot

See goose


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