Hollister-face

What is Hollister-face?


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Refers to a young man who has not yet entered into maturity. Subject may habitually dress in an assortment of brand-name preppy clothing. Accessories include shell necklace, highlighted hair, white sneaks, cargo shorts, hemp bracelet, and a clueless expression.

Often a Hollister Face will have no social abilities beyond imitating characters on MTV, and he will serve as the "de-facto" amateur bartender at all social gatherings

Joe: Did you meet Mary's boyfriend?

Mark: I sure did, and he is a true Hollister-face

Joe: Yea. I guess she was done slumming it, but not yet ready for a real man.

See hollister, preppy, douchebag, poser, tool


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