What is Hollow Love?
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Hollow Love is an intense burning passion that finds itself consummated through 'deadarming' and 'granny-kissing.' The parties often text back and forth incessantly, each repeatedly claiming to love the other more. This in no way, shape, or form approximates real love, or even physical/sexual attraction. Most often, it is the result of the parties' parents trying to cover up for their children's homosexuality.
Zach: i luv u mor
Kara: no i luv u mor
Zach: no i luv u mor
Me: Jeez, look at that deadarm. I totally less-than-sign three that deadarm. Such hollow love. *sighs*
Domo: I don't know. It looks to me to be a little much. Oh, Jesus, are they shaking hands? In PUBLIC? *vomits*
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2.
Hollow Love is an intense burning passion that finds itself consummated through 'deadarming' and 'granny-kissing.' The parties often text back and forth incessantly, each repeatedly claiming to love the other more. This in no way, shape, or form approximates real love, or even physical/sexual attraction. Most often, it is the result of the parties' parents trying to cover up for their children's homosexuality.
Zach: i luv u mor
Kara: no i luv u mor
Zach: no i luv u mor
Me: Jeez, look at that deadarm. I totally less-than-sign three that deadarm. Such hollow love. *sighs*
Domo: I don't know. It looks to me to be a little much. Oh, Jesus, are they shaking hands? In PUBLIC? *vomits*
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3.
Hollow Love is an intense burning passion that finds itself consummated through 'deadarming' and 'granny-kissing.' The parties often text back and forth incessantly, each repeatedly claiming to love the other more. This in no way, shape, or form approximates real love, or even physical/sexual attraction. Most often, it is the result of the parties' parents trying to cover up for their children's homosexuality.
Zach: i luv u mor
Kara: no i luv u mor
Zach: no i luv u mor
Me: Jeez, look at that deadarm. I totally less-than-sign three that deadarm. Such hollow love. *sighs*
Domo: I don't know. It looks to me to be a little much. Oh, Jesus, are they shaking hands? In PUBLIC? *vomits*
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