What is Holmequist?
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A fictitious name you give at the juice bar or to phone sales and survey people.
The juice bar girl has to yell out the name and usually laughs her head off when she tries to say it.
The phone guys have to say the name over over again, like.
"May I call you Holmequist?"
"This is a lucky day indeed Holmequist. Holmequist what are you saying if I offer you free line rental and calls to Uganda at 3cents per minute?" "Fantastic isn't it, Holmequist"
"So does a free 3 nite stay at The Bates Motel sound like something you'd be interested in Holmequist?"
"Holmquist are you there? Holmequist? Holme....?
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The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy.
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a butt with shit smeered on it
i forgot to wipe my ass
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An amalgamation of the commonplace greeting 'yo' and the acronym 'omgwtfbbq.' The double o is forgiven through aduis..
