Holodex

What is Holodex?

1.

n. Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. big book o' sorostitutes). This piece of equipment can mean the difference between a lonely night in your hotel room watching "Not Without My Daughter" or several hours of romparoomwith Jessica, the former VP of Membership of *insert your favority whororityhere*.

Brandon: "Who do we know in Chicag-ho?"

John: "Let me consult my good friend, Mr. Holodex, he'll know who to call."

Brandon: "Thank you Mr. Holodex, you've saved the day once again!"

See booty call, sorostitute, whorority, little black book, romparoom
55

Random Words:

Orphey
1. To rub ones nipples, and itch their crotch all in one fluid motion. This motion takes years of practice, and sometimes involves complic..
Read more
Mushrump
1. A mushroom shaped pillar of winter snow capped by a clod of dirt, a dead animal, or a piece of trash, left standing while snow around it..
Read more
Yates Bath
1. To drown a child, like Andrea Yates did. If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm going to give it a Yates Bath! See drown, murd..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free