Holsteged

What is Holsteged?

Unintentionally being cock-blocked by a mentally handicapped individual, or retard.

Crap. I can't believe Timmy just holsteged my chances with Sara.

See cock-block, retard, block, moron

Your Curtains Don't Match Your Carpet

1. Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour ha ha hannah your curtains don't matc..

Longshot

1. When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot. When you try to guess a result of ..

Dump And Dodge

1. While taking a dump, you move your ass either up, or to the side to avoid the splashing water. This move is especially common when using..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Holsteged Edit Meaning