What is Holtry?
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Being constipated to a degree of major uncomfotablility. The condition usually surfaces after consecutive nights of supplement taking and ass pounding
'Dude, I am so holtry right now, I knew I should of checked with the dudes at GNC before mixing Omega-3's and HGH'
'After a long weekend with Calvin, Matt had to go to the doctor's office because he was so holtry'
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One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbatethan bang some Ho(s).
<knock> <knock>
Quit hitch hiking..
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The male member, described as seen at its most magnificent and in its full glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautifu..
