Holy Carpola

What is Holy Carpola?

The Mormonor otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.

Parents are cult-following LDS members.

Kid finds out it's all a lie.

Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

See holy, mormon, crap, crapola, profanity

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