Holy Condom

What is Holy Condom?

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The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.

"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"

"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."

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