What is Holy Crap On A Stick?
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1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.
2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.
1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"
2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.
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While in the middle of banging the wife or significant other, with the lights out, during a postion switch, have a buddy take your place..
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capital ish is just another way of saying the shit.
girl 1:those chicks are capital ish.
boy 1: i hope they have the chicken i like,
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