Holy Jasper

What is Holy Jasper?


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An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

See holy cow, holy crap, holy moses


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