Holy Jasper

What is Holy Jasper?

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

See holy cow, holy crap, holy moses

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Dirty Whistle

1. When a person blows in another persons' asshole, thus creating a whistling sound. Frank gave me a dirty whistle and my ass now tas..

Queefload

1. persons who continuously try to impress people. Jeff: Yo mad hat's are swinging. Simon: Yo. Queefload grab me a beer. 1. person..

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