Holy Muscle Of Love

What is Holy Muscle Of Love?


1.

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*

Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!

*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*

Mark H. Peddling sexual innuendo on slangdefine since Februrary 2004


51

Random Words:

1. A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added. Stupid zoom t..
1. a small idiotic, worthless and disease infested animal that steals food and multiplies at incredibly annoying rates. Tom better stop ch..
1. 1. The man who carried out the oklahoma state federal building bombings on April 19,1995 claiming 168 lives. 2. A person who is not tha..