Holy Pancake

What is Holy Pancake?


1.

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.

Notable quotes:

"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."

"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."

"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"

Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.

See holy, pancake, shit, cow, jesus

2.

This Is A Scrumptious Pancake Forged From Heavens Gate On Thanksgiving Day, The Devil Did Not Make These Because He Is Too Sinister To Make Something So Sweet.

I Enjoyed Myself A Holy Pancake And Got Purged Of My SIns

See pancake, holy, god, orgasmic


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